Automated Support Request

Please answer all questions to insure accurate response.

ENTRY FORM

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...Your Name
...Your E-Mail Address

Describe your problem:

Now, describe the problem accurately:

Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:

Problem Severity:
Minor Minor Minor Trivial

Nature of the problem:
Locked UP Frozen Hung Shot

Is your computer plugged in? YesNo

Is it turned on? YesNo

Have you tried to fix it yourself? YesNo

Have you made it worse? Yes

Have you read the manual? No

Are you sure you've read the manual? YesNo

Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No

Do you think you understood it? YesNo

If "Yes" then why can't you fix the problem yourself?

How tall are you?

Are you above this line: __________ ?

What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.

Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? YesNo

How does this problem make you feel?

Tell me about your childhood.

Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? YesNo

Name them.

Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me?
Yes

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